Lo siento.

Sorry, Ronald McDonald. I confused you with the Burger King. And Grumpy Old Lady McDonald's Worker- you can growl at me all you want, because if I want it my way, I will have to head to the BK.

Shout outs to local Odessa folk

Thank you, Nice Old Farmer Man in Dollar General for noticing that you had 42 items in your cart and I just had a box of Tropical Gushers and letting me go ahead of you in line.

I'm sorry, High School Boy That Works at Rue 21 that I just shamelessly flirted with you to convince you to give me money back for the weird shoes I wore but decided I didn't like anymore.

I'm sorry, Grumpy Old Lady McDonald's Worker that when I order 4 Chicken McNuggets that I have to ask for 3 sauces, but if your motto is "Have it your way" you really shouldn't be allowed to growl at me like that.

Thank you, Nice Pharmacy Lady that informed me Wal-Mart has been tricking me into thinking I got a good deal with the $4 prescription when really I can get double the allergy medicine for $2 over the counter. No thank you to you, Greedy Warrensburg Wal-Mart Pharmacy Lady.

If I was a guy...

I think I'd probably pull the fire alarm at a tanning salon.