This past Saturday morning, I had the pleasure of attending a t-ball game. As if the crying and crazniess that is 6 years old playing t-ball wasn't entertaining enough, there was a conversation going on behind me between two farmers that literally had me laughing until my sides hurt. Let me take you to the bleachers on this smoldering hot Saturday morning in Smalltown USA...
Farmer #1: "Well, I've got a new hoe that I've been using that's pretty good that you oughta take a look at..."
This is where it all began, and even though I realize they're speaking of a tool, I'm somewhat immature and still can't help but laughing. Ryan sees me laughing, so I encourage him to listen in on the rest of this conversation about hoes...
Farmer #2: "Yeah, I used to have me a mini-hoe but I didn't really get a lot out of it so I sold that hoe."
Farmer #1: "I know what you're saying. For awhile I couldn't afford me one and had to do it by hand. That was no fun."
Farmer #2: "Oh- I hate doing it by hand- even the mini-hoe is better than that."
Farmer #1: "It sure is. I've got a real nice one now though that does it all. This one was pretty pricey though and the wife doesn't know about it yet, but it sure beats the mini-hoe or doing it by hand."
Monday, June 29, 2009
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