My friend Ashley and I recently visited America's favorite drive-in for a Java Chiller. Keep reading for the great dialogue we had with the Sonic worker that was looking at us through the window:
Me: "We'd like one Java Mocha Chiller, but I was just curious if you could tell me what all is in it. I just can't figure out why there are 1500 calories in this delicious treat."
Sonic worker: "Well, ma'am- we put ice cream and milk in it with lots of chocolate syrup so those probably aren't helping the calorie count."
Me: "Oh- right... we're just trying to watch those calories. Okay, well do you think there is anyway you could make it a little healthier?"
Sonic worker: "(Laughing) Ummm no... but I don't think you need to worry about the calories really."
Me: "Thanks, Mr. Sonic Guy. Sorry for being so annoying. We'll just take one unhealthy Java Mocha Chiller."
Sonic worker: "Just one? You don't both want one?"
Me: "No- this way we're really getting half the calories."
Sonic worker: "Right. Okay and you're going to hate me for this but I have to ask because my boss is standing right here- would you guys like some Cheddar Bites with that?"
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