Weird Awkward Loveable Boy (WALB): Miss Dyer. Could I have a piece of Scotch tape?
Miss Dyer: Sure. Help yourself.
WALB: I guess I should explain.
TIMEOUT FOR ME TO JUST SAY THAT I DID NOT LOOK THE SLIGHT BIT IN NEED OF AN EXPLANATION FOR HIS REQUEST OF SCOTCH TAPE! I don't buy this stuff, thus I am extremely great at sharing it. :) And I continue...
WALB: See, my mom taught me this great trick when I entered puberty. If you take a piece of Scotch tape and stick it on the pimple it helps to absorb some of pus and gunk. Then you just pull it off and it's already getting smaller.
Miss Dyer: (speechless with a look of sheer shock, amazement, and sudden desire to throw up the apple I just ate)
WALB: Works everytime. Not even kidding. You should try it sometime, Miss Dyer. Oh but I don't think you even have pimples, but seriously tell your kids one day.
Miss Dyer: Oh I'll tell people about this, Austin-- don't you worry!
And this is my life. I don't think I've ever once been bored at my job. Slightly disturbed... that's another question.
Friday, September 11, 2009
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